Roller skating tortoise

When the golden brown tortoise appears without announcement. Leading to shit yourself issues.

I was happily talking to this hot girl and the roller skating tortoise arrived

Roller skating tortoise by Stenhousemuir nill February 26, 2022

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Not Salmon

A sight so bizarre you can only be sure that it is not salmon.

"What in gods name is that?!"
"Well, it's certainly Not Salmon."

Not Salmon by Jackie SSS January 16, 2015

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Buddy Friend Pal

Generally a male and female, both single. They are really fucking good friends and trust each other too goddamn much, they might possibly fuck one day. But otherwise, they're really similar to best friends. They are right on the verge of best friends and best friends with benefits. Lots of people mistake them for being a couple.

"Are they dating?"
"No, they're just buddy friend pals."

Buddy Friend Pal by possiblefuckbuddyfreindpals May 5, 2017