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watering your grandma’s garden 

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone
When you are having sex you’re watering your grandmas garden

Repellegent 

Someone who’s too smart for their own good. Their intelligence literally repels you...
Andy is so damn repellegent, everything he said went right over my head. I had to go talk to someone else.
Repellegent by bbwitch August 10, 2018
The only way to make someone do what they told you to do.
Johnny the Shark: You owe me 10 grand
Caleb: No u
Johnny the Shark: Not again
No u by Heywhoturnedoutthelights March 13, 2018

consistant 

consistant irish mom daughter wife
consistant by collegemom63 February 3, 2010

yashaswini 

People w this name are the baddest bitches. They take absolutely no shi from anyone and keep doing their thing.
Yashaswini is the baddest
yashaswini by hottestmommy November 21, 2021

slackpill 

A reference to the scene in the movie the Matrix, the slackpill is a realization that wagies do not need to put in the most effort at their job, just the bare-minimum to not get fired.

The slackpill is realizing a promotion means more responsibility and less time to fuck off.

The slackpill is realizing that, unless one owns part/all the business, there is nothing stopping them from firing you without warning, so you should never give warning before leaving a job.

The slackpill is realizing you can have two remote jobs, one where you do work, the other where you siphon off extra wages and do not care to be fired.

The slackpilled are not so because they have no motivation, no work ethic, or are unskilled. It is because they understand that nothing in this world belongs to them that they do not put maximum effort.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that is why I'm slackpilled on company time.
After taking the slackpill, John never started a new task at work after 4pm ever again.
Don't put it your two weeks notice, take the slackpill instead.
slackpill by chungusmoment July 9, 2021
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