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The most holy and divine word known to man. If someone doesn't agree they probably have a small dick and a large ego and you should be instantly repulsed by their presence.
Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS!!!
Guy 2: bruh cringe
Guy1: *beats Guy 2 to a red pulp via fists*
Deez Nuts by JQNNY January 2, 2022
cute but sexy, athletic, lovely, smelling delicious, jealous, ambitious, intelligent, beautiful, goodhearted. He likes people to be true, pure and being themselves. So never lie to an Arhun or pretend to be someone else. That's the most definite and fast way to watch and feel an Arhun leaving you.
His appearance is nevertheless mythical, Arhuns don't let anybody into their privacy.
So very lucky you when you are the chosen one to be loved by an Arhun! He calls his darling "mumi", deep from the heart and pronounced in several different ways. His pure, true and intense love can make that chosen woman feel like the most beautiful female creature in the world. Arhuns never cheat on women and as long as he is with that called "mumi", nothing and nobody could lay a finger on her. Arhuns protect their loves. The more he pampers you, the more you could cry when he is angry, sad or simply fucked up. Arhuns don't hide their emotions, they show them to every creature on the world. In the worst case, everybody has to suffer under his anger (caused by annoying him, jealousy, boredom or reasons nobody knows, inclusively himself). If an Arhun reached that named condition, he can treat you so bad that you nearly can't recognize him. But Afterwards he apologizes with his bright blue eyes and suddenly you remember why you always stay with him: you see that nobody could raise these intense emotions (neither good or bad) in you like he does and that's why you'll never want to leave an Arhun.
Arhun: "How do I dress mumi today?"
Arhun by Mumi-nados September 16, 2013
a very kind gentle boy. one with faded red hair, blue eyes that you get lost in. he’s incredibly humorous and very sweet. although if you hurt him he will get very toxic but he tries his best to be nice. all the girls love him, he’s tall and skinny. his gentle and kind charm brings a ton of people to him, wether it’s friends or lovers. everyone loves him and tries to be around him. he brings out the best in people and knows how to cheer someone up. i love bennett <3
“he is such a sweetie!”
“he must be a bennett.”
Bennett by natb<3 May 7, 2022

crusader kings 2 

A black hole of time, do not venture close if you value productivity. Watch as the most virtuous person succumbs to murdering children for land and money. 10/10 will play for hours on end
"I should play Crusader Kings 2 and learn more about medieval times" *two hours later* "GOD, why wont this 12 year old marry my 56 year old king!? I only murdered her father and sold her mother into slavery!"
crusader kings 2 by kod15 January 26, 2014
A short annoying girl
Hey is that Ipha? Yeah she’s really short and annoying
Ipha by urmomanddadarehot November 21, 2021

penisburrito 

A penisburrito is a rare magical item. It is often rainbow colored and it is the main staple of Sasuke, the purtiest girl in the world. A penisburrito is hard to define as it is too glorious to put into words.
Hey Momma?" "Yes Billy Bob?" "Whut're we havin' for dinner Momma?" "RAINBOW PENISBURRITO !!!" "WAHOOOOOO!! THANK YOU MOMMA! IMMA GO GET SAUCE-SU-GAY!!!
penisburrito by rainbowzabob July 5, 2010
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