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Todd by Panchorfooddudes October 6, 2022

east irondequoit middle school 

This is a school full of fake thugs, snakes, hoes, goes and anything you can think of the kids there are retarted and all ugly none of them are real there all fake but usually pretty lit over all
East Irondequoit middle school would be so unlit if it wasn’t for ur boy 22222222Hot

LAWLIPOP 

extreme amounts of laughter and great amusement, particularly occurs when LGs or stupid people are present.
J: I started biochem today. Is it bad that I had to look up what biochem was while I was in class?"
L: Hold on... let me just open my backpack and grab my LAWLIPOP.
LAWLIPOP by LOL - AH May 19, 2013

Cranialrectalectomy 

The surgical removal of ones head from their ass. With excessive amounts of pain.
That guy needs to get a cranialrectalectomy!

Clit Measuring 

The equivalent of Dick Measuring done by overly testosterone producing femoids (commonly known as a feminist) usually with the intent to demonstrate how men are "obnoxious" by being even more so.
Gloria: What a lovely day ... I bet public indecency in the park under the pretext of "#metoo" would ruin it for the families in the park.

Amelia as she whips out her sad saggy tits: Guess what Gloria, I have beaten you to it. BTW check out my clit, it's way bigger than yours.

Gloria: You got it, let's do some clit measuring.
Clit Measuring by selfimportantsht December 1, 2020

African Butterfly 

A sexual move in which you perform during intercourse. Typically performed while standing on one's head while the head is underground but the body is above ground. Also known as the a.b.
Woah, her head is soaked! Don't tell me you just did the african butterfly.
African Butterfly by Michael Cerra December 13, 2010
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