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A man who is pretty much a jerk even though he is very hott and a freak in bed. He is a straight up man whore that all the girls want an he gives his self to most them. He has no feelings for anything but getting some ass.
Damn, that guy fucked his girlfriends mom he is such a clif.
clif by a g/f April 9, 2010
Choq is normally referred to be an extremely annoying individual that is most if not all the time severely obese and has a strong Manchester accent.

In addition, an apparent trait of a Choq is to be exposed to some sort of drug (and cigarettes) at a young age which can cause the individual to be very aggressive and hostile.
That guy is such a Choq, he wont stop smoking fags
Choq by DogLover69420 January 6, 2022

Vans Authentics 

Some of the flyest Vans shoes available. Looks good with shorts and jeans(slim fit or baggy, but way better with slim fit jeans. Good for skating but even better for casual wear. They are part of the Vans classics.
Jon:"Those are some fly sneakers, are those Vans Authentics?"

Jimmy:"Yep, best shoes i've ever owned"
Vans Authentics by $-$ AUDI $-$ February 11, 2008
A master photographer, always capturing the beauty of every place, person, and object around them. Showcasing compassion, empathy, and pride through every photo!
Person 1: Oh wow this photo is beautiful!

Person 2: Because of Ulzii!
Ulzii by Nekonarim November 23, 2021
Anything to do with the anus, anal, or smelly bottoms in general
I would really like to fuck your poomie

Cum in my poomie
I can see your poomie
Poomie by Poomie__11 May 31, 2009

Aristocrap 

It is the unique position of sitting on the crapper with a straight back, legs crossed over the knees, one hand on the waist the other under the chin giving you the appearance of a deep philosophical thinker. Best done in the complete nude. It was invented by Jishnu Das.
"I burst into my toilet the other day and found JD in the Aristocrap...he looked fucking MAJESTIC!"
Aristocrap by IcallmypeenTheDragon December 10, 2012
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