Internet Faggotry Syndrome, or IFS for short, is where a seemingly normal human being IRL becomes a total
faggot online. They transform themselves entirely, much as Optimus Prime does.
Person with IFS:
IRL: Hey man let's go back to my place and watch the
game, I hope the (local team name here) win!
On the web: lol! do u want to come over n watch the
game?
lmao its gona b such a kewl game! lol