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Choq is normally referred to be an extremely annoying individual that is most if not all the time severely obese and has a strong Manchester accent.

In addition, an apparent trait of a Choq is to be exposed to some sort of drug (and cigarettes) at a young age which can cause the individual to be very aggressive and hostile.
That guy is such a Choq, he wont stop smoking fags
Choq by DogLover69420 January 6, 2022
Words you can keep

Couquette à la choquette 

Another word for 'Pain au chocolat' or 'chocolatine', less widespread, definitely sounds better.
John: Whatchu eating there bud?
Ginette: Just munching on my couquette à la choquette
John: Damn that's rad as shit
A sexy bitch who cant be compared to anyone else, really hot and beautiful
OMG look at that choqui, she is stunning
Choqui by asdfgh123 September 10, 2012

çhôqüę 

To choke a girl in a sexual manner, but to do so with class and panache.
“That bloke gave her the çhôqüę.”

“I assume she had a vicious orgasm.”

“You would assume right, my friend.”
: the hottest person/member of a group, platform, or existence in general
Please don’t compare me to the choqqui. You know I can’t live up to them.
Choqqui by Babyspice666 June 21, 2021

Paul Choquette

The fattest man alive
He eats a lot

Oh so he’s a Paul Choquette
Paul Choquette by fortnitefan224 April 18, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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