rayne

Fake person. Long brown hair, brown eyes, and a big nose. Fun to hang out, but doesn't give a shit about you. You'll probably fall in love with her, and she'll lead you on.

person: i love you rayne

rayne: i love me too

rayne by Brand0n Barlow March 11, 2017

Press Conference

Spreading the word to a group of people with complete disregard for the subjects privacy.

Mark: "So, now that everyone is here I would like to hold a press conference about what took place last night... Mandy, from accounting, now has herpes... I GAVE THEM TO HER, I will now open the room to questions..."

Denise: "Did you tell her before or after the sex that you had the curse?"

Mark: "After... duh, next?"

James: "Are you attracted to her or just trying to spread herpes?"

Mark: "Ah yes that's a good one, ummm... jeees.... I'm going to have to go with the second one... cause.. she kind of has that weird nose thing going on and.. yeah... "

Press Conference by TheHanMan April 2, 2009

Cawood

Surname of the slightly deranged, they often enjoy random outbursts of non-funny spasms which they themselves will find quite hilarious. Although fairly intelligent, a Cawood would rather annoy others by acting in a slightly crazy manner than get along with tasks set to them. Although Cawoods will generally come from wealthy backgrounds, they will often not carry on the good nature of their parents and instead wish pain upon many others by waving their countless £20 notes in your face.

B - What's that guys surname?

J - Cawood i think

A - Yeah he's the strange guy

Cawood by atothebizzle January 19, 2011

Ruben Brandal Indreflø

A gay guy in norwegian

Ruben Brandal Indreflø is so gay i know he is gay

Ruben Brandal Indreflø by Ruben eg lova det ekje anton January 13, 2019

henati

A mistyping of hentai, used by morons, or just a mistyping.

Moron: Aee gt a henati pag & it wuz al liek omfgwts dat grrl s fakin hawtz!!!! i luv U!!!

henati by Food sage August 2, 2007

Procrastipooping

The act of pooping to avoid one’s responsibilities.

“I couldn’t find an open stall at work because all of the mechanics were procrastipooping.”

“I love browsing Urban Dictionary while procrastipooping.”

Procrastipooping by buyer_beware March 5, 2019

Lil Red

Little red willy - can look like a small red pen top

Guy 1: Look, it's lil red!
Guy 2 : I can't see it

Lil Red by Jeb O'Fallon August 30, 2010