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Archetype 

One prone to resting their hairy loin across another's sleeping face
Seems like there's an archetype to ol' Jazzy Joe's buddies...
Archetype by NOTSkipperGoesToVegas October 3, 2022

Neochristian 

1. Any member, agent, or brainwashed sympathizer of a number of evangelical movements that are purportedly Christian, but which are actually political instruments and/or fundraising/money laundering/human trafficking infrastructure for greasy, stuffy, fork-tongued, blasphemous, racist/xenophobic, misogynistic, hypercapitalist, fascist/imperialist, reptilian pedophiles with no reflections, and million-dollar mansions and private jets, whose only true belief is that means equals rights, masquerading as religion.

2. Unspeakable creatures who have crawled and slithered all the way here from the ninth circle of Hell, to possess the corpse of an evil-doer, deceive, harass and abuse the living, commit atrocities, and desecrate the earth in that person's form, until they are finally stopped by stakes of acacia, oak, hawthorn, or cold iron, driven through the heart while they rest by day upon unconsecrated beds of their host's native soil; or prevented from returning, by stuffing the mouth with garlic, followed by decapitation, weighing down with large stones, flipping the corpse to face downward, or burning and scattering their ashes upon the surface of living waters.

3. A politician in the United States of America, who does not openly profess another religion or atheism.
Since nobody has the balls to look at people's actions and call out their intentions, or fight back against usurpers who want to enslave the populace and live like gods at everyone else's expense, I guess we're just gonna let these spineless, ratfucking neochristians take over the government and lead us into World War 3.
Neochristian by Superfluous Archer January 27, 2024
It is used to name people that are really close to you. It means Brother.
hey hermano, how u doin?
im doin fine ese
hermano by Bulbarella January 16, 2006

henhemjamium 

a purple turkey smelling solid. the two hundred and forty seventh element of the periodic table. it has such properties as producing huge pairs of scissors to appear in the sky when added to common kryptonite mixed with mud
"and here we have henhemjamium the two hundred and forty seventh element....."
henhemjamium by sholto bonham thomas February 27, 2004

Jordan Poole Test

A test where a girl is brought courtside to a warriors game and Jordan Poole's performance reflects how bad she is
"I brought my girl courtside to a warriors game and Poole went 36-12-5."

"Damn she must be bad as hell."

"Yeah it's the Jordan Poole Test at its finest."
Jordan Poole Test by hrhsher March 20, 2023

timebomb 

The best couple, they're together and love each other so much. Jinx faked her death, concluding that she went to Ekko, they took months to forgive, apologize and started dating lalalalallalalallal
"Timebomb is totally cute and not angsty and stuff"
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