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textual tourettes 

where your brain works slower than your fingers resulting in saying/typing things you really shouldn't
" textual tourettes " you've been there before :P boobs
textual tourettes by saint-jim December 14, 2009
1.) Another word for anus.
2.) A derogitory term.
"lick my bunghole, BUNGHOLE!!!"
bunghole by Dana April 11, 2003

the ugly cry

The ugly cry is the kind of thing actors and actresses train for years to defeat. It involves your eyes getting puffy, red and bloodshot, your nose running off your face, your skin getting blotchy and red, and your facial features bunching up rather unattractively.
Girl 1: Oh God, who died?

Girl 2: What do you mean?

Girl 1: I just saw Evelyn in the bathroom, doing the ugly cry in the corner. I just figured...
the ugly cry by Pixie Toes January 26, 2010

breakfast club 

also the breakfast club

the best movie i have ever seen in my life. its about a brain, a jock, a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal who get a saturday detention for 9 hours and they get to know each other for who they really are, and not just what they look like.

i personally like the criminal. he can light a match on his teeth, and so can i.
"can i have my doobage?"

"he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!"

"you won't let a guy stick his tongue in your mouth, but you'll eat that?!?!"
The object or devise used to wipe or clean the blood off of the penis after having sexual intercourse with a female virgin.
Dude... I used her panties as a bischwa after I busted her cherry!!!
Bischwa by Cody and miles January 16, 2008

Locked and loaded

A guy with his trouser snake poking skyward, ready to have bareback sex
Girl 1: Anna have you seen this locked and loaded specimen by the front door of the club?

Anna: yes he looks like a dork too. Let's go to another bar.
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