Peussie Club

Ten years ago Princess Peussie created the Academy of Jelqing in Chestnut Hill, PA. Within a week after its opening, it was known as "the house of sin", "the academy of perverts" and run by her secretary, Ms. Mary Mount. Since that time Peussie clubs have been formed throughout the USA, Europe and Japan, notorious for strange rituals, depraved activities and the worship of The Princess and her one gay consort, Jordan Solo Man. Today the clubs are infamous, have gone underground, and thrive in parts of the world. Affiliated with any Peussie Club are the Sarah Palin enema clubs run by Presdient Mojo (originally of the Academy in Chestnut Hill).

"When I realized my husband had been a member of a Peussie Club, I went to the police who just laughed and said that my husband should get a divorce".
Last year around Xmas Time, our local Peussie Club here in Greeley, Colorado had a "Dance Around the Xmas Tree' Party with such highlights as "enema songs", experimental porno films, "Dancing with the Retards", etc. It was closed down by the local sheriff.
Peussie Clubs make Fight Clubs look like kindergarten dildo-tag events!

Peussie Club by RobertJakcson July 1, 2011

trofee

A monetary award dat someone wins by successfully getting someone to pay for a service.

I always make sure to ask if there's any service-charge before authorizing an employee to perform an action on my behalf --- to many trofee-seekers out there!

trofee by QuacksO April 7, 2022

Theology and Geometry

A scholarly locution intended to connote stances of decency, taste, and culture amid the decadence, debauchery, depravity and perversion of modern society.

A way to express outrage at modernity and pop culture.

An expression of appreciation for the scholastic philosophy of the middle ages and early medieval philosopher Boethius in particular for their insight into the joys of monarchy and ruminations on the goddess fortuna.

“What I want is a good, strong monarchy with a tasteful and decent king who has some knowledge of theology and geometry and to cultivate a Rich Inner Life.”

"Possession of anything new or expensive only reflected a person's lack of theology and geometry; it could even cast doubts upon one's soul."

-Contemporary Philosopher Ignatius J. Reilly (1960)

Theology and Geometry by Night of Joy May 18, 2020

NUFTA

Wee dram, shot of whiskey or similar, chasers.

Fancy a NUFTA with ya pint

NUFTA by AitchChep April 15, 2019

IRLing

When someone says words used on the internet in real life in a cringe fashion

"haha thats so pog" "so redpilled bro" "they were IRLing so hard man it was cringe"

IRLing by Mangobitchslap March 22, 2022

The GMT

Tactic commonly used by those with no friends, low self-esteem, and large noses; strategy used to lure females by displaying an extreme sense of homosexuality; fashion in which one wears 20 undershirts and a white button shirt, or most commonly any turtleneck

Fred is acting quite strangely to that group of women; it is likely he is attempting to use GMT on them

The GMT by Sh0rty March 27, 2003

The Pinch

Cuban slang for "work" or "the job". Derived from "La Pincha"...

Juan: "dude how's the pinch going?"
Ricky: "how do you think it f'n sucks been pinching since 8am!"

The Pinch by manisero February 2, 2009

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