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laundry payday

When a person collects cash from his dryer immediately after doing laundry. This term has a different connotation from laundry lottery based on the reliability and frequency of the phenomenon. Laundry paydays are what people who never clean out their pockets get, every week, just like a paycheck. Like a laundry lottery, this produces momentary happiness until the person realizes that they had the money all along.
I can't go drink tonight, but tomorrow is laundry payday, so hit me up then.
laundry payday by cogitheum@mac.com February 4, 2009
When someone gently touches your vagina, but does not finger you.
"Did he beard you"
"Yes he bearded me!"

"I really want him to beard me!"
Bearded by rels1997 August 30, 2012
Fat ugly black picks Cotten alot
There goes the Cotten picker Fikyr on his way to make money
Fikyr by Fikyr April 22, 2022

Fattagger 

A mixture between fat, fag and tagger. For those stuipid loser kids who tag you and piss you off.
"You know how that faggot Jimmy always follows around the popular kids cos he thinks its working for him".
"Yeah hes such a fattagger'.
Fattagger by ydoow September 10, 2011
A Indian who is freakishly good at cricket. He is also really handsome and is really nice aswell.
Person 1: That guy is really hot, is he a Ben?
Person 2: No way thats Rohan. He's super hot.
Rohan by Gilly156472 March 1, 2021

Spiderman 

NapoleonVII is Spiderman
Random person: you heard of Spiderman
Me: yeah
Random person: who do you think he is?
Me: he’s NapoleonVII
Spiderman by NobodysFool May 30, 2022
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