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Urban Dictionary

Liabetic 

Noun. Particularly overbearing and sanctimonious man who professes that he cannot eat pastry stuffs because of his blood sugar problems and then scarfs as many sugary things into his hypocritical gob as fast as he can when he thinks no one is looking
"Did Michael have a piece of that cake?"
"Yeah, he did."
"But I thought he was diabetic!"
"No, he's a liabetic."
Liabetic by CommanDOH! March 29, 2009

Texas teabag ticklers 

Huge butterfly like false eyelashes that are used to Butterfly kiss you like your Mom used to, just not where.
My Mom used to give me butterfly kisses on my face as a child with her eyelashes, well I was teabagging this gal from Dallas that had the biggest Texas teabag ticklers I ever saw, they caused me to flash back like Kung Fu to my Mother kissing me and I immediately went impotent!
A Jordan is a kind, sweet, smart, and caring girl who always has something to say. Jordan will never give up, and always encourages people to do their best, even if she is a shy girl! She often feels embarrassed around others, but close to her friends she always acts like herself. Guys LOVE Jordan! They drool over her, or in a friend / sibling way they like her! She’s always so sweet to others, you’ll forget about any trouble she has done, which is rare!
(Girl Name Version)
“She is such a Jordan, I knew at first sight!”
“Dude, that chick is a hella Jordan! I can just tell”
“How’d you guess i’m a Jordan? Is it how I act!? I’m amazed at your guess!”
Jordan by reyuxe October 16, 2022
verb: to ignore, to feign ignorance of, especially to default on a response to a greeting
I was walking down the street when I saw Jeff, so I was like "Hey Jeff" but he gloved me and just kept on walking.
glove by BG2 August 29, 2006

tang hunting 

The process by which a male, or group of males, "hunts" for "tang" (a shortened form of poontang), much like cavemen hunt for mammoth. This is done primarily when the male or group of males feels the need to mate with said "tang". This process is frequently seen in areas with large groups of "tang" roaming around, such as malls, amusement parks, restaurants, or skating rinks.
"Dude let's go tang hunting tonight. Wanna hit the roller skating rink? We might get lucky and score a birthday party or something."

Stick Pussy

Short answer a penis. Its what gay men want.
Hey I hear clarence like to chase the stick pussy around.
Stick Pussy by Schuhdaddy August 4, 2007

Ohio Rizz 

When that rizz so uncanny that she think the only place you could be is from the ever fabled land of Ohio
The Rizzler: GYATT! May I ask for consent to skib all over you? I promise you can banban on my pizza tower zaza style the ocky way.
Girl 1: 😍😍 OMG! How could I resist your Ohio Rizz? 😍😍
Girl 2: Please take your meds
Ohio Rizz by TheSkibidiSigma April 10, 2024
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