knob hand door touch

The process in which you open the door to the toilet after using it without washing your hands!

Wow, did you see that bloke? He just did a knob hand door touch! Be careful

knob hand door touch by 3 finger fred August 1, 2016

Constimulating

What happens when you take these simple words....Constipated....and Stimulating together....pretty much what happens when a guy/girl/m.j will take a massive she and are constipated and will get sexual pleasures out of it. Usually happens to most people who participate in anal sex on a regular basis. Really not a nice feeling but it works out strangely.

Linda: "ohhh..."
Marty: "Whats wrong?"
Linda:"Ohh nothing just about when you drilled my ass last night."
Marty:"Why what happened?"
Linda:"I went to the crapper, i took a shit and it was
somehow very constimulating."

Constimulating by MrNewf September 1, 2008

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Shit fucking

A slang term used to describe extreme unproductivity. Similar to "fucking around" but a rung or two higher in how worthless the person is being.

Dave your paper is due by the end of the day! Stop shit fucking on Reddit and get to work!

Shit fucking by jellyjones May 25, 2018

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Toroy stooorry

This was said in an Indonesian voice. Toroy stooorry. It was on a line for the Toy Story ride at Hollywood studios Florida

the Indonesian guy with his kid that keeps saying tht to his kid to calm him down while simultaneously giving the people right in back of him voodoo all while waiting on the two hour line for the Toy Story ride at Hollywood studios. Toroy stooorry

Toroy stooorry by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 2, 2025