zemi

a name if you cannot think of a good name

i made this my username when i was six and now im stuck with it as my identity. pretty cool name tho

''my name is zemi. i eat laptops.''

zemi by urban.ass February 13, 2024

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Hobgoblin Orange

1) A bright orange water-based paint made by Citadel Miniatures/Games Workshop, for painting grotesque fantasy war-gaming lead figures with.

2) A bright orange preparation used by low-rent ladies for painting their grotesque bodies with, in the belief that it makes them look suntanned and more attractive.

I was shagging this chav bird in the bogs at Diamond's last night, and her Hobgoblin Orange rubbed off all over me cock and bollocks!

Hobgoblin Orange by Locoenelcoco August 25, 2009

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The Platt Sandwich

When you lather your moob with Nutella and interlock with your girlfriend during sex

You know I had to hit her with the “Platt Sandwich”

The Platt Sandwich has been passed down for generations until this moment, where it can be exposed to the world as a revolutionary sexual technique.

The Platt Sandwich by hogert fargum September 21, 2025

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Mariangela

Name means "Bitter Angel with a Big Spear". Hispanics, Catholics and Italians favor it as a name for their children.

"DO you know Mariangela? She's fierce!"

Mariangela by Mariangela S January 21, 2009

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Chhay

A person whom is commonly described as a fob. Their accent is so thick, one, Arnold Schwarzenegger comes to mind. They usually ruin sex for all the roomates in a dorm or apartment. A chhay may sing to themselves in a native language, to help with sleep and as a counter-intuitive to suicide.

Abe: "I'm so bawwed!"
Martel: "Haha, your so chhay!"
Abe: "I'm sooooo uuuhhhngrayy!"
Martel: "My head is pounding!"
Abe: "Haha, everyone who's ever come back from a party and has thrown their guts up, is a chhay!"
Martel: "And how!"

Chhay by bugstar00 August 3, 2010