why am I on the urban dictionary

15 april may you walk over to your friend and fart on him or her

it is qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but backwards.

Describing something (normally clothes or colours) that are aesthetically or physically calming or soft to touch

The greatest word god has graced upon the face of the fucking earth to describe anything outstandingly extravagant to amaze any who is bestowed with something of high amounts of awesomeness.

A process involving a man and a women. Taking feces from the female, you smear it on her pubic region in hopes of fertilizing "grass" but what will you use to plow? Your teeth of course. If successfully grown, you can use slash and burn cropping to reap your rewards by burning the hair off. Put you seasons supply in a safe place, like a vagina.