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Spyderco 

The "Apple" of knife manufacturers.
They make knives that aren't horrible but are generally overpriced for the blade materials that they use.

Commonly recommended by Redditors and anyone who thinks they're a knife enthusiast but don't actually happen to be one.
"Damn, where did you get that knife?"
"Oh I ordered it off Spyderco after it was recommended to me by a redditor."
Spyderco by IHTEJAGER January 10, 2025
To forget something of minor importance, only to come back and retrieve that worthless item.
I totally just Gabed my ipod earphones in the office.
Gabe by Gabey June 11, 2012

sex show 

A show of sex on a stage. Commercial voyeurism.
I was so caned I stayed at the sex show for three hours.
sex show by Dan Fox July 24, 2003
the badest bitch in the whole world. she has the best personality and is the best at everything. everyone loves her and wants to be her
Josh: there's chacha the most amazing person in the world
chacha by GOD Bro December 10, 2020

choking pole 

Performing fellatio
I nutted hard, she was fire at choking pole.
choking pole by Heatmakers November 17, 2016

Microwave 

A microwave is an electronic device that spins a disk inside with food on it, while it does this it sounds as follows: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPBEEEEEEEEEEEPBEEEEEEEPBEEEEP"

Some very wise words if I do say so myself.
My microwave has blown up!

Oh no! Is the food ok?

No, you dumbass.

Doing a Gary 

-Unwilling to work overtime(unless given ample notice...)
Q: Gary can you work this weekend?
A: Well I will if I have to, and I want it to be recorded that I am available to work, but if other people want to work then I would like them to be considered before me.
Q: So is that a yes or a no?
A: It’s a yes in terms of volunteering, but if possible, it is a no. I just need more notice for these things.
Q: So your doing a Gary?
A: Well......
Doing a Gary by Ed Shears February 25, 2008
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