Kaeden is the hottest guy you will ever meet. Super fit and sporty. Has a big dick. Everyone loves him and gets along with him. All of the girls crawl all over him.
Carson London is a person who will never leave you. He loves you for who you are. He’s funny. Kind, beautiful, and the best person you’ll ever meet. He’ll make sure you’re always safe and protect you from the bad parts of the world. He loves you more than anything and he’ll prove it. (Hi Carson <3)
Person 1: who’s the best person you’ve ever met Person 2: Carson London, obviously…
an uneducated human being that will sent death threats to you for not liking dream and they have one of the most disturbing discord servers and they made a new "religion" called dreamnisim and these guys deserve to be put in prison for all the disturbing things they have done. also, they will defend dream no matter what.
Like Californication, but instead of California fornicating with every other place in the world and taking over their culture, it's Californian cultural osmosis lightly sprinkling everywhere else metaphorical information-cum.
"Aren't all American license plates white with red and blue bits on them?"
"No, my learned friend, that is Califasturbation."