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Urban Dictionary

Carson London 

Carson London is a person who will never leave you. He loves you for who you are. He’s funny. Kind, beautiful, and the best person you’ll ever meet. He’ll make sure you’re always safe and protect you from the bad parts of the world. He loves you more than anything and he’ll prove it. (Hi Carson <3)
Person 1: who’s the best person you’ve ever met
Person 2: Carson London, obviously
Carson London by Ember.Rain September 11, 2025

banana macking 

"I heard that John's mom walked in on him while he was banana macking."
banana macking by kyleh4171 January 1, 2009

dream stan 

an uneducated human being that will sent death threats to you for not liking dream and they have one of the most disturbing discord servers and they made a new "religion" called dreamnisim and these guys deserve to be put in prison for all the disturbing things they have done. also, they will defend dream no matter what.

dream: grooms a minor

dream stan: HE DID NOTHING WRONG

also dream stan: dang i wish he would groom me
dream stans have no father and simp over a homeless green teletubby
dream stan by Gaviner64yt February 1, 2023

Califasturbation

Like Californication, but instead of California fornicating with every other place in the world and taking over their culture, it's Californian cultural osmosis lightly sprinkling everywhere else metaphorical information-cum.
"Aren't all American license plates white with red and blue bits on them?"
"No, my learned friend, that is Califasturbation."
a pansy ass drink (alcoholic)that only girls should drink.
Dude i saw Rebecca share her fufuberry smirnoff ice with John.
fufuberry by Dane Kane August 30, 2007
a synonym for casual sex; getting "some cutta" means getting some pussy
"We was two songs away from getting some cutta. Now we one song away from tearing da club up" -Ludacris, "Stand Up"
cutta by Celeste February 26, 2004
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