A sturp is like food you would say like I’m going to get some sturp

Norman is a tall man who lives in the north. He always gets stuck in an elevator. He is very sad about it. He has a friend named Myrtle.

Both crying in a mirror or alternate reflective surface while also masturbating. Quality of reflective surface is directly proportional to quality of crank.

A small caliber hunting cartridge only capable of taking down small game. In a self-defense role, the .22LR cartridge has little stopping power and little stopping power. So, just because Ice Cube says it's cool, don't go out and buy one. The 9mm is the better choice in defending yourself. Although it at best is a crappy round for anything but rabbits, it can be used for maximum infection because if used wisely, a .22 will not leave an exit wound.

Not work safe. Used to describe a link, picture, post, message, whatever on a message board or newsgroup thing that is inappropriate for people browing the internet at their workplace. The kind thing they could be fired for having on their screen/comp.

When the two hottest chicks ever race down the snowy slope; a winter sport in Newmarket; Not for jokes, they don't make the landings