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Papa Broski 

a really cool and rich guy that is NOT creepy in any way and does NOT have several warrants
Papa Broski by Papa Broski October 15, 2022

impooplad! 

he did not turn the table the table turned him!

the sky becomes red the grass becomes brown the trees become blue the leaves become purple the roads crack the sidewalks explode the planes crash the cars fly the submarines float and the boats dive lightbulbs make the house dark and curtains make the house bright wearing thick coats make you feel cold and being naked feels hot winter is summer and summer is winter snow is black and the sun is black plants walk animals talk sharks build houses sea monkeys revolt rats eat snakes rabbits eat eagles blue whales are tiny and Etruscan shrews are giant life is death and death I life destruction fixes and fixing destroys

THE ENDING IS THE BEGINNING AND THE BEGINNING IS THE END!
Jim: look its impooplad!
Tom: oh no...
impooplad! by impooplad March 18, 2023

smash her backbox in 

To indulge in anal sex, or indicate the desire to indulge in anal sex. To take some from behind sexually, anally.
She's fit, i'd like to smash her backbox in. Look at the ass on that, wouldn't you like to smash her backbox in.
smash her backbox in by Hypnosid October 22, 2007
(n): The collective term for a group of Douchbags/douchbros. Originates from the idea that, in every group of douchy guys, one of them is inevitably named “Chad”.
Let’s get outta here, Emily. There’s a Chad of douchbags heading this way!
Chad by Ravn987 May 24, 2018

Smoke shop 

A bar or club rammed with smokeshow. The best place in the neighbourhood to see ridiculously hot women.
“Nick, that place is a total smoke shop. They’re never gonna get let your old ass in there unless you drop a grand”
Smoke shop by Buakk November 20, 2019

haddock pasty

A noxious smelling quim. *not* good enough to eat. If a known slut, probably due to an earlier deposit having been made.
I went muff-diving on katie the other night...but as soon as she opened her legs it was clear she had a haddock pasty under there!
haddock pasty by KP September 17, 2003
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