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Clownting 

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The act of dressing as a clown and fisting yourself or another person.
Bill enjoyed clownting his cat.
Clownting by EpicPie0319 May 6, 2015

Boi

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Did you see that thicc ass BOI
Boi by Dank4206969 July 30, 2018

Mittens 

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When you poop in your hand and shape it into a mitten and give someone a handjob.
I cant believe that bitch gave me a mittens.
Mittens by Philosophically March 27, 2011

the dirty russo

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The act of inserting vegetables into your own vagina while masturbating and then returning them to the refrigerator so that unsuspecting family members will eat them.
Mom was the victim of the dirty russo after she ate the cucumber her daughter placed in the back of the fridge.
the dirty russo by guiltyofthecrime September 20, 2013

six of crows 

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An amazing book that will take your breath away, pretend to give it back, yank it baxk again, and then just eat it. Be careful, those of you who get too atatched to characters...but it's a good book anyway.

Characters to look out for: Nina Zenik, Kaz Brekker, Jesper, Wylan, Matthew, Pekka
It's the kind of book that you read when you have nothing to do with yourself for several days. Make sure that when you are nearing the end, you have the second book close at hand, so as to avoid that panic when you realize that the library may not have it and Amazon may not deliver for an entire day.
Person 1:Hey! Watcha reading?
Me: Six of Crows, it's a really good book.
Person 1: Cool. Can I read it?
Me: No.

somolophenglocken 

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An ultimate power wielded by few
Why is he so powerful?
He has harnessed somolophenglocken
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