"Balls" deep.

When running a cardiac arrest, the only 2 cardiac rhythms that you defibrillate are ventricular tachycardia without a pulse and ventricular fibrillation. All other rhythms are non-defibrillatorable.

The act of looking at clothes you will not/do not have the means to buy. Similar to masturbating to porn--you want it, but it's not going to happen anytime soon.

the funniest person alive and the sweetest moot ever

When you wipe your ass too much, mainly due to the fact that you had too many shits in a short period of time.

A big turd of a human being who rarely comes to work and passes out drunk in women's restrooms.