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Pull a Lacy 

To pull a Lacy...

When your girlfriend suddenly develops signs of schizophrenia and split-personality disorder, becomes predominately a male sub personality, changes her name to Lucas, buys a compression vest, and makes you do kinky sh*t in bed.
Man, my girlfriend used to be so much fun.... untill she pull a lacy and made me be HER bitch.
Pull a Lacy by Leftover Crack! October 6, 2012
A slimy rotten, stinky, dufus of a person whom you hate with a passion. A dirtball whom you'd rather shoot than spend any time with.
That rotten scumball just cut me off! The Freak! He deserves to die!
scumball by Drew Switala August 18, 2005
To smoke or puff on (typically) a blunt; however, often used to describe smoking a joint— even rarely a cigarette or ePen. Yoafing on a blunt typically refers to said blunt being smoked in a somewhat agro manner.
Homie: You want some of these dank edibles?
Me: Nah, fam, I’m finna yoaf this fatty blunt I just copped.

Coworker: “After work, let’s yoaf this fat ass blizzy, get higher than giraffe pussy, and chill on da couch till we figure out what we wannna do this weekend. Should be lit!
yoaf by #HackerMan April 6, 2019

Swollen Nubbins

Sweet redheaded beauty queen with puffy swollen nubbins.
Swollen Nubbins by wtfgwar June 20, 2013

The Intergalactic Law 

When you bring something up with your friend and then coax them into wanting to hear it, but then they say never mind.

The Intergalactic Law states they must now tell you what they brought up under any circumstances.
Jimmy: Dude did you hear what happened at the party last night? But you can't tell anyone!
John: I won't!
Jimmy: Actually nevermind, can't tell you.
John: You have to now! Its The Intergalactic law!
The Intergalactic Law by Kwin! January 13, 2015

tardo lardo 

Derived originally from the store Cargo Largo, it means an overweight mentally handicapped person.
TJ is such a wankin' tardo lardo.
tardo lardo by BShizznatch July 1, 2005
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