Male: that guy who only really wants to be "friends" with your girlfriend. Talks about you behind your back to her, hopes you break up and if you do he'll be the first guy to "console" her.

female marine, otherwise known as a wookie marine.

A fantastic ( and weird ) friend for all your needs! She loves animals and will do everything she can to protect Mother Nature.
Think you’re too weird?
It’s fine with her:D
She has quite a dark sense of humour, but not as dark as the person who wrote this.
You should totally be friends with Rindal!

A device put in place shortly after achieving a buzz. Skews potential mate rating scale in favor of the person being viewed through the monocle.

Three story apartment house with three residences inside.

to be pumped or to be beasting on something or someone; excited or ready