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Jants (jant in singular) is the opposite of shorts, denim pants (often referred to has jeans by the common peoples) that go down to the ankles.
"So I was watching this DIY channel and the dumbasses turned their jants into jorts with boxcutters instead of scissors!"
"Do these jants look good on me?"
Jants by weaselkid July 8, 2023
A Brandon is some one really cute and hot and will get all the girls. Until he pulls pranks on his girlfriends until the point where they break up. A Brandon is the type of person who is really nice, caring, and sweet person at first, then he turns into a absolute bitch and breaks the heart of all the girls he made fall for him until the point when they realize they can not live without him.
Wow Brandon is so cute and nice
*5 minutes later*
OMG hes such a bitch
to Vomit or throw up. also a noun referring to vomit
I ate so much I think I might blorch! (or) Dude, Alan just got sick, be careful not to slip in that blorch puddle.
blorch by cliffandkendall April 15, 2010
a negro that smells of sour, rotten, and a mixture of disgusting scents mixed together, that would make you feel like your being poison gased.

smelly negro
Man, i walked past that "smegro" Jamal Jenkins today and the cops couldnt arrest him casue his BO K.Oed the coppers.
smegro by ANIGGY July 30, 2010
A term used by the chronically ill to describe patronising, Pilates obsessed twerps who prescribe a cheery disposition and a trans fat free diet as cures for literally any illness you can think of. You know the sort.
"Hey man, you still got that tiredness thing?"
"Yeah, it's an incurable lifelong illness."
"You need to get more natural sources of B vitmins in your diet. My sister in law had the same thing. She eats 25g of brown rice three times a day, and she's totally cured now"
"If you don't stop being such a fitcunt, I will literally end you"
Fitcunt by AllTheSpoons May 6, 2018

webjumping 

the action of visiting random sites on the internet, usually to fight boredom or discover new stuff. Example web service: http://www.webjumping.com
"Dude, this meeting is so f***ing boring. I'll go webjumping instead."
webjumping by Stefan Winter December 10, 2008