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Gutterne guffer momses gøtti
Momse by Dillerfjertefar August 28, 2022

pengnima 

A ship name. The cutest couple EVER! Pengnima couples are very shy, but they go really well together! They will do almost anything for each other, and never fail to make each other happy in the others presence. They are really cute together although the height gap is a little too obvious. (but still totally cute!)
"Omg that couple is such a Pengnima"
"You guys are perfect just like Pengnima!"

asian crumble 

When the receiving party in bukkake does not wash off the ejaculate and instead allows it to dry - this culminates in an Asian crumble.
He invited his friend round to his flat where they discussed the rejuvenative benefits of an Asian crumble.

Rabbi Kube 

Purposely giving your girlfriend a urinary tract infection by "riding dirty" with a dirty/crusty dick.
Nick: MATZAH YATZI!! I gave my Jew girlfriend another UTI dude!

Joey: Nice dude! I'm going to not clean my D for a few days and see if I can give my bitch a Rabbi Kube!
Rabbi Kube by Tank690009 December 9, 2008
death
death by mlkdj October 11, 2009

thumb on mushroom shit 

Pooping while your thumb is on the head of your penis
Thumb on Mushroom Shit: It's better when circumcised!