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Urban Dictionary

Tommy “The Tank” Jordan 

A monster among men.
A beast among creatures.
I am scared of him.
Notorious: Dude, why is that guy so good at sports? And he wears JEANS while doing so.

Bigfoot: Because, he’s Tommy “The Tank” Jordan.
very cool guy!!! he’s 6’1 with brown hair, loves grand theft auto, and is very funny. he’s a great listener and is very loyal. only downside is his atom.
mia khalifa: omg u know hank?

lana rhoades: yesss gurl i love him he’s good at listening.

vivian blush: yep!! fax y’all!
hank by hermandochavez2001 November 30, 2020

Speaking from your rectum 

The refined way of saying "talking out of your ass"
Father (to son): Watch the skies, boy! There's chemtrails EVERYWHERE!!
Mother (to father): Honey, you promised no more speaking from your rectum during dinner...
Speaking from your rectum by W_L January 7, 2010
to collaborate and elevate with a business or entity
The founder realized it was better to colaeb with the software platform moving forward.
colaeb by Yourinfodaily August 14, 2023

Purple Smurf

The act of being deep throated by a midget
I was watching little people big world and i saw the mom on the show, she was so hot that i wanted to purple smurf her
Purple Smurf by Turtleshit33 January 8, 2011
An Italian Pistol. (9mm i think)
ooo. just shot me in the arse with that baretta
Baretta by FrEsH2005 November 23, 2005
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