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asleep at the keys 

To sleep during an online conversation. This can be due to the conversation taking place late at night, being really boring, and/or the person in question being tired or (more commonly) drunk.

The term can also be used when someone is being slow at responding, should you suspect that they have fallen asleep.
At 1:34 AM:

Mr A: "...so yeah, that's the end of that epic adventure story, what do you think about that?"
Mr A: "Hello?"
Mr A: "I'm totally wasting my time and effort on this conversation aren't I?"
Mr A: "YOU'RE A SHIT FRIEND!!!"

At 7:51 AM:

Dr B: "Woah, sorry man... I was totally asleep at the keys!"
asleep at the keys by DrJonas February 15, 2010
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Is the name of an estrogen patch in the United States. It is a delivery system for estradiol, which is used as hormone replacement therapy to treat the problems of menopause, such as hot flashes and vaginal dryness.
I need an Alora to wet my vagina!
Alora by soooodry August 4, 2012

homosaxual 

Jocularly, a person who prefers to play musical instruments of the same class: sopranino/soprano/alto/tenor/baritone/bass/contrabass/subcontrabass saxophones, for example, but doesn't necessarily have to be saxophones.
Keith is a homosaxual...he's tried every kind of saxophone in existence!
homosaxual by pentozali May 6, 2014

shardicles

High quality crystal meth. used to discribe how clear or un-cut the meth is. Clear as glass shards.
Clinton's at it agian. He just went to the garage and snorted some shardicles.
shardicles by Slice Mcdell March 20, 2009

Twitterstorm 

The sudden emergence of a trending hashtag on Twitter. Usually indicative of Labour’s hapless leader having caused another racial or economic shitstorm.
“Tonight we’re organising a Twitterstorm to show everyone we support Corbyn’s views on Jewish people.”
Twitterstorm by Pjpw17 August 3, 2018
(panduh-rue), noun; the offspring of two gypsies, laura and kyle.
"Aw look at those little Pandaroos, they are such cute kids."
Pandaroo by Shyle Eshlette February 23, 2009