person 1: have you considered turning to thegayestofdinosaurs? he died for your sins
person 2: i've already turned to bo
person 1: good

Look at that girl she is taking a cardboard cut out of harry styles on a walk she must be Roseanne

Last night Jenny kept wetmisting me in the hot tub and it smelled like a dead rat. I'm going to propose to her if she keeps this up.

person one: How do I get through there if all this stuff in my way
Person two: Dude I guess your going to have to obstacle couse-it
or
Your mom: How do you get to your bed with all this mess in your room
You: I obstacle course-it

I'd totally love to dale her.

did you here about tavian doing a dirtytavian