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9 fingered ricky 

When you have all five fingers of your left hand in the vagina and you dip your right hand middle finger in ketchup and stick the other 4 fingers in the booty hole while doing power stances and looking at yourself in the mirror.
That shorty so kinky she let me give her a 9 fingered ricky
9 fingered ricky by Vikingbub September 27, 2020

Barack's first name

An unsolvable riddle that puzzled leading scientists and inventors for millions of years equivalent to the Obamas last name conundrum. Scientists have officially labeled it a "tough nut to crack"
Person 1: "Do you know what Barack's first name is?"
Person 2:" w h a t?"

Smarried 

Being legally separated but acting/living as though still married.
My new boyfriend is smarried and still lives with his wife and kids.

My girlfriend canceled our date to spend time with her husband who she is smarried to.
What is made when a man and a women dont want kids but want to breed Cats and Rabbits
Me and Eryn (the prettiest girl in the world) are going to Breed cute little furry crabbits.
Crabbit by "Inspector" Chris April 15, 2004
Mirlay is one of a kind you would never find one like her she is adventurous and loves soccer she can be sad and shy sometimes but when you get to know her she is full of things she is fine asf and it’s hard for her to trust In love. She is one of the greatest friend you can ask for and if you let her out your life thats a big mistake
Mirlay so fine ..
mirlay by Paris_4043 June 5, 2019
Sexy guy who can pull hella bitches but wants to lick on with one female
Man i wish Briayr was my Boyfriend
Briayr by anonymous December 5, 2022
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