Smarried 

unhappily married.

Hi I'm smarried to the slob over there.

Smarried by LilCarol August 31, 2021

Smarried 

Being legally separated but acting/living as though still married.

My new boyfriend is smarried and still lives with his wife and kids.

My girlfriend canceled our date to spend time with her husband who she is smarried to.

Smarried by FollowMeForRelationshipAdvice March 30, 2023

Smartied 

To be smartied is to have the round nub (smartie) on top of your baseball hat jammed down onto the top of your head by some loathesome person.

Jim *rubbing the top of his head*: That asshat just smartied me.

Smartied by Meighan22 January 30, 2009

Sparried 

"Getting Sparried"

Being so drunk you go cross-eyed. Named after a guy who cant see straight. Like straight at all, like you look at him and he seems like a frog, one eye on you, one eye in the sky.

"Oh man I was so sparried last night I couldn't see straight"

"Hey who wants to get sparried?"

"Bro I was so sparried I ended up pulling a Matarangas in the bed"

See Matarangas

Sparried by MilitaryClassAct August 25, 2011