When you are sitting far back on a toilet seat getting blumpkin (a blow job while taking a shit) and you drop a log that is so heavy it splashes toilet water in the girls face. You then have to kiss the girl four times.

siannes will laugh at literally anything you say, also cries at feel good sports movies. Really really good at eating watermelon...should probably enter a watermelon eating contest to win money so that she can spend it on hair conditioner. not great at dancing but tries anyways. is illiterate. is a speed demon but only for .2 miles. siannes are tan and medium height, with 100% sarcasm in every word they utter. get yourself a friend named sianne

A hilarious name for oral sex. Often used as a joke, when people think the Hummer H series vehicles.

How many fine niggas of females u got or, fine niggas orfemales that want you.

He is the best guy ever to exist. No one is ever better than Logan Tao. Thankfully he doesn't like to eat small children. He is sweet, amazingly kind and loving, so funny, very loud, but most of all he is the most mature immature person I know. He will make you laugh and cry, support you when everything feels like it's falling down, and love you no matter who you are. He is the best person to be around, the only person you want to be around, and you are so grateful when he is around. Logan Tao is the best.

Definition of Mlky :

1. (Noun) slang for being retarded.

synonyms: turtling, foolish, dumdum, aloof, brain farted, dork, cool, quirky, cringe, unlikeable, asshole, little bitch, worst jokester.

2 (verb)
One of the few words you can use in any Mlky situation and still make Mlky sense. "Thats a Mlky!"

Interjection Slang: Vulgar / Offensive.

(used to express anger, disgust, confusion, peremptory rejection, etc., often followed by a pronoun, as you or it.)

(often in exclamatory phrases such as you're such a Mlky! HIS DOING A MLKY! etc)