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Shut It Down! 

Something that a person needs to stop doing, immediately.

Paula dropped her onion rings all over the ground. She said that’s God’s way of telling her to shut it down!, and stop eating.”
Shut It Down! by Ash-Ree May 13, 2007
Dick Starved Ass. Oooof. He caught it right in his DSA.
Ouch. right in the DSA
DSA by Felchmonster December 3, 2019

Pull the plow up 

Phrase calling out inadequacy in a persons performance, most often while running.

Stems from the ancient practice of plowing fields where farmers found greater speeds when pulling the plow shallower in the ground.
Pull the plow up and finish the marathon in less than 3 hours you slow bastard!
Lift and Carry.

A sexual fetish which involves sexual arousal obtained either by carrying a person or (more often) being carried. In theory this is gender neutral where anybody can gain arousal by either carrying or being carried. In practice its more often the case where a man gets aroused by being carried by a woman.
Pulled a chick and went back to hers. We were larking about when suddenly she picked me up and I ended up jizzing in my jeans. That L&C was amazing ! .
L&C by Riderphile August 15, 2018
amen is like the most funniest annoying person ever
homie would start an argument over nothing or just because she’s mad at someone

but she’s still hella funny in orchestra

once i almost pissed myself cause she was making me laugh so much

she’s also known as a mask fisher
#speakingfromtheheartbefletchor
you always need an amen in your life frfr
omg did you hear amens a mask fisher
no amen is hot as hell fock is yhu taulkin about🤨
amen by windix October 15, 2021
The hottest firefighter to ever live.He has the most captivating eyes and an incredibly charismatic personality.His optimistic approach to life tends to lead to inspiration. A person who you could talk to for hours, and be rescued by any time.
Jered is smokin'
Jered by Black_ Betty April 10, 2010
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