Killer muffins are those muffins you put in your mouth but go to far to soon and they make you choke.

Spamporn is the unwanted and graphic pornography that showes up on your internet/computer after 20 of your son's friends drink beer at your house while you were on vacation in New Mexico.

The act of forcefully slapping a flaccid penis against a vaginal or anal orifice.

A lot of money,having funds ,currency

A man who knows everything. He's been on the planet for longer than anyone knows. He has the solution to any problem you can think of. He's the wisest and most generous person who will always see the best in people, sometimes it will get the better of him.

Noun (plural) - marks left across ones butt cheeks (usually brown) horizontally protruding outward from the anus, caused by prematurely pinching off a full loaf in mid-squeeze. This usually results in "mud-butt" and "sticky cheeks".