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Glenn Beck

A demagogic, hate-mongering Fox news host who attempts to indoctrinate viewers with his pseudo-populistic, crypto-fascist bullshit. He may claim to be the "savior of the American middle class" and the leading force against "liberal, elitist America" yet is, in fact, a corporate-adulating, affluent elitist who, with other right-wing news hosts, attempts to portray practical, necessary measures such as public option health care and the extension of gay rights as Marxist pervasion of our society. In addition, anyone who refuses to listen or capitulate to Glenn Beck's right-wing propaganda is, according to him and his brainwashed teabagging followers, either one of the following epithets: a Marxist, a socialist, a Nazi, and/or fascist (especially when fascism and Nazism are clearly RIGHT-WING ideologies) In addition, Beck is schizophrenic and perenially intoxicated, as shown in such instances as him claiming to have spoken to God and asking the aforementioned deity for support in his so-called crusade against secular "liberal America." Overall, Glenn Beck is idiotic and should be avoided at all times.
Obstinate, indoctrinated teabagger: OBAMA'S A MARXIST!!! NOT ONLY HAS HE NATIONALIZED HEALTH CARE, BUT HE'S ALSO TRYING TO REPEL THAT DONT' ASK, DON'T TELL LAW! THAT'S DEFINITELY SOCIALISM RIGHT THERE!

Liberal: Where did you get that bullshit from?
Teabagger: Mein Reich Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels...I mean, my favorite tv news host Glenn Beck told me.

Liberal: You're fucking retarded if you listen to Glenn Beck.
Glenn Beck by Fox News is bullshit December 15, 2010

Wellesley 

A place in Massachusetts near boston. Probably over 90% white, with 0 mexicans. if your fat dont come here because no fast food is allowed. Most people without big houses here are still rich they just spend it on other things. If your house ( like mine) is under 1 million dollars your considered "poor." The children are mostly either failures, nerds or a few are just awesome. It was founded in 1869. Population 26,000. Best time to be here is spring. Summers to hot here, and the winters are like 10 degrees, but theres no snow.
"Hey what are you eating?"
"McDonalds"

"Your obviously not from wellesley"

"Im freezing"
"O is it snowing there?"
"No and theres none on the ground either."
O u must be in Wellesley"
Wellesley by cbearofthtplace June 6, 2010

Francesca 

Francesca is an italian name meaning ‘free’. They are loyal, kind, caring and funny. Francesca’s would never hurt anyone. Not even for $1000000. If there is a Francesca in your life. Cherish her and care for her like she would do for you.
Sara: oh my gosh look at Francesca!

Susan: she must have the beeessttt life.
Francesca by Holly Dolan January 20, 2018
A phrase used in RuPaul's Drag Race meaning to tuck the penis and testicles to look like a woman
Does my drag look better tucked or untucked?
Tuck by cokedupwhore December 18, 2021
Meaning “for real”, or a replacement for “for real”
“Dude. Be so flumble right now.”
Flumble by dannnnnyyyboy March 26, 2024

Poo Splatter 

The act of having to much Taco Bell and Starbucks and suddenly getting a rush of severe diarrhea running down the hall with it exploding out of your butthole like brown fireworks. Causing everyone it hits to turn into zombie grandmas.
"OMG move, I am going to poo splatter everywhere!" -linda
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