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Afl is a game predominately (and basically only) participated and followed in Victoria. A meaningless game, requiring no skill, ( Crumbing!! What a joke!), it relies on brain dead fans who feel like they need to follow a club, to be part of something. It is a game with no structure to its play, where men basically scramble around in a mess for a ball, and all the highlights are kicks. Yay! (Maybe they should show more of their crumbing!) Afl is such a joke that in the past ONE HUNDRED years they have failed to expand to one other country, like New Zealand, or even to Queensland! Instead they boast about their crowds and through their insecurities of the game, attempt to promote it where ever they can. However, Afl have achieved one thing in the past one hundred years: to create a game even more pointless, AflX, what a joke, Afl on a square field, all you have to do is to boot the ball down one end of the field, which is part of the dream they will expand into Asia, Ha! An even bigger joke is the proudness and honour surrounding the All- Aussie team, a team that cannot play anyone!! Afl fans like to imagine Afl like Australia's home game, like NFL is to the U.S , but it is a joke, tarnishing our countries image, making us as individuals appear brain dead( NFL has structure and plays to their game)Afl fans should follow another, more skilful, better quality game.
The expansion of Afl into other countries ( or Queensland) is about as probable as their highlight reel NOT containing kicks or jumps.

Afl is a game followed by people who may think they are more intelligent, but in fact are a flock of brain dead sheep.

John: Why has'nt Afl expanded to other countries, like New Zealand?
Teacher: Afl is a silly game, boring if you take out all the yelling, singing really bad songs, and all the mindless fans.
AFL by REALSPORT October 24, 2018

dumballs 

dumballs, a cooler slang for the word dumbass and more polite
joe : bro i forget what's 2+2
dingle : bro, you dumballs it's 4

Beep Boop 

An expression used to mimic the sound of a robot, often indicating a lack of emotion or empathy. It can be used to describe a cold, detached response to a situation or person, emphasizing the robotic nature of the interaction.
After I poured my heart out to my friend about my breakup, all she had to say was 'Beep Boop.' I was hoping for some empathy and support, but instead, I felt like I was talking to a robot.
Beep Boop by nexzed August 15, 2024
clapped in the us means getting destroyed in fortnite🗿
Clapped by ineedhelp69 October 30, 2019

Peanut Butter Jelly The Long Way

A classic Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich made using any kind of long bread, typically a whole baguette. These can either be cut up and shared it they can be eaten whole as a simple guilty pleasure.
"Damn I'm feeling hungry, might go for a Peanut Butter Jelly The Long Way."

Unnecessary Man 

A modern version of a pre-19th century expression: "Sir, you have come over all unnecessary!"

The above phrase meant that a male was either becoming flirtatious, or causing a female to become very attracted to them.

An 'Unnecessary Man' is a male who can be associated with this era by looking dashing or wearing an appropriate costume, causing women to be attracted to them. It is usually applied to characters in books or films, and the look is often twinned with a bad or aggressive attitude.
"I went to a Victorian fancy dress party last weekend - the place was full of Unnecessary Men!"

"I saw Harry Potter again. That Snape is definately an Unnecessary Man."
Unnecessary Man by ME January 7, 2008

arrestable 

Existing in a state of about to be in trouble.
When that girl gets drunk she is completely arrestable.
arrestable by kerrick June 27, 2008
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