Bow mouthed

To have your mouth literally destroyed by hours of oral sex

Joey’s mom usually is bow legged on Saturday afternoon but this weekend she was bow mouthed

Bow mouthed by rgndvo May 9, 2021

Cootie Points

the point system of lies, sweetened sarcasm, exaggeration, and "kiss-assing" used by males to better assure their chances of gaining the attention of a desired female, in the hopes of "getting some booty" (SEX).
Ex:

"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."

Examples of Use:

"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."

Cootie Points by Zack, The Pisces January 6, 2013

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Dwankie

A hybrid species crossed between a downie and a wanker. Always a poes and ruins the fun, completely stupid and has no common sense.

"Let's go take cocain with the professor...
" No, I'm scared to take it. "
" It's only drugs..., don't be a Dwankie"

In other words when someone is being a chode that's kinda like being a midget dwankie

Dwankie by Kwashi October 7, 2019