Drunken Shower

When someone snorts beer out of their mouth or nose and it sprays you right in the face

Guy #1: <coughs> (just took a swig of beer)
Guy #2: Dude what's your problem? Don't give people drunken showers all the time.

Drunken Shower by quarterlife3 January 29, 2017

Sơn

A typical rich-ass dick.

Damn, he's a Sơn.

Sơn by omaewamoushindeiru October 20, 2017

mosquito gang

bunch of stupid brain dead niggas who hopped on the audio making scene in the early days of 2020! talk about newgens!

mosquito gang is full of virgins

mosquito gang by goresociety December 25, 2021

Baby poo

The result of a small-follow through in your pants.

Also called Baby Shit or Baby Shite.
Referred to by intellectuals as Infantile Poop.

'Uh-oh, I just did a baby poo'

After passing wind, A sudden look of horror came over Craig's face as he realised that there was a Baby Poo in his pants.

Baby poo by LeePea March 7, 2007

Humpty Cumpty

When your upset with your girlfriend and you want to unwind you roll yourself up backwards with your feet behind your ears and shoot a load onto your face.

You can also say hurtful things to yourself like “if you won’t take it then I will!”

Person 1: dude my girlfriend is going to leave me

Person 2: fuck man, you wanna talk about it?

Person 1: She keeps catching me shooting fat loads onto my face, calling me humpty cumpty and then storming off.

Person 2: .....

Humpty Cumpty by Rainbowassfucker April 9, 2022

jigger-rabbit

street rat

our maeve is queen of the jigger rabbits

jigger-rabbit by suzie May 1, 2003

irish lolipop

When receiving a blow-job and the blower proceeds to sneezes on your penis them proceeds to finish you anyway snot and all.

Yeah she had a cold so it was more of an irish lolipop than a bj.

irish lolipop by Quirk37 February 25, 2011

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