You call a loved someone this when they're being cute or sweet
"Aww your my / such a baby poo!!"
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The result of a small-follow through in your pants.

Also called Baby Shit or Baby Shite.
Referred to by intellectuals as Infantile Poop.
'Uh-oh, I just did a baby poo'

After passing wind, A sudden look of horror came over Craig's face as he realised that there was a Baby Poo in his pants.
by LeePea March 6, 2007
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The color of the walls at Canyon Rose Acadamy. Coincidently, it is also the color of Jeffree Star's face.
Jordan: His face is burnt up and looks like baby poo poo!
Taco: Shut up I'm playing Kingdom Hearts.
by Sincerely Jordan September 22, 2008
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When you are a big baby poo poo
Don’t be such a big baby poo poo
by Jemma Smith June 22, 2023
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During anal sex, the man ejacualtes into the anus of the male or female receiver. When the receiver later uses the toilet, what comes out of the anus, a mixture of ejaculate and feces is a poo baby.
Chris and Sean, sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G,
first comes love, then comes marriage,
then comes the poo baby in the toilet carriage.
by Gabriel Miranda April 12, 2007
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When you eat too much the night/day before - and your bloated stomach's contents have digested enough - and your 'leftovers' are ready to be "dropped off at the pool".
Nat - "I ate too much last night! Poo Baby is ready to launch!"
Kim - "Same here, I'll come with."

Kelly - "I've got a Poo Baby."
by MaceGrey October 17, 2010
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My wife just had a poo baby! thats how i know it wasn't mine!
by poo_baby_maker5 February 3, 2011
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