dirty stop-out

A person who has not slept in their own bed on a specific night, with the inference being that they had sex, probably with someone met that evening (in a bar, club, wherever).

Where the hell were you last night, you dirty stop-out? Did you go home with that guy/girl/goat/etc?

dirty stop-out by mammon_the_source October 16, 2009

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Panziet

A short contraction of the phrase "Panzy, ass, idiot-fuck."
Used to describe someone who has gone above and beyond what humans can perceive to be an epic fail.

1. did you hear that red head bitch me out? What a panziet.

2. Johnny divided by zero on his SAT, what a panziet.

Panziet by The jonas in physics. December 18, 2010

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Yesterday…
I loved…
Things moved…
Everywhere…
As well as a smile:)

Today…
Not as much…
I love…

Posts could post…
Numbers …
Could move…
But stuck they appear to be…
Not by me…
As moving is what I do:)

You know…
Anything to say
I love YOU

I by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 October 8, 2024

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Frightened Turtle

When a poop log rears it's brown head out for a peek, only to retreat to it's rightful home at the moment, the ass.

Man! I almost messed my trousers, thankfully it was only a frightened turtle, so no soilage! *high five*

Frightened Turtle by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004

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Preciousaring

Lying in order to make people laugh at someone

She was preciousaring earlier todaii

Preciousaring by O ska wara August 9, 2016

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Inu Yasha

Inu - Japanese for dag.
Yasha - Japanese for deamon.
You guessed it, dog deamon
A kick ass show on cartton network.

Monday threw Thurseday Cartton Network at 11 CST

Inu Yasha by Whito October 16, 2003

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now or later

is when the boy gets the girl in the mood and they both hot and ready but when the boy inserts his penis and strokes for a couple of SECONDS his penis goes back on soft and the girl gets mad and walk away

man that was shit i could have fucked somebody that can stick and stay with your now or later dick

now or later by diamonddbbyha July 3, 2010

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