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Sloppy Dallas 

When your significant other gives you a blowjob with dip
Matt: "You want me to give you a Sloppy Dallas?"
Eric: "Yeah, lemme get you a Copenhagen."
Sloppy Dallas by a moist eggroll October 15, 2020

Cashtastrophe 

When you check your bank balance and realise you spent more money than intended.
I just bought three things on afterpay and now I’m too broke to buy dinner. What a cashtastrophe!
Cashtastrophe by LilBron September 19, 2018

The sun is shining 

When you are able to obtain some weed
Dude #1: "There is nothing to do today."
Dude #2: "No problem. The sun is shining today so we will be set for tonight."
The sun is shining by fyrelyzard66 October 26, 2012
The past tense of shit, see shit
Shat by JOLIVIA October 16, 2006
Sexy,Savage, all around champ. Excels in everything and has the best personality. You can't beat Palmer
Everyone likes Palmer even the guys
Palmer by JenaBanks January 13, 2017

Kumaraguru 

"Kumaraguru" is now a meaningless word used by those who don't possess the knowledge of others in an attempt to make the latter group feel stupid. In actuality, those who use the word "nerd" in an offensive manner are normally just

A) Jealous of the knowledge someone else posseses

OR

B) Just plain stupid themselves.
Dumbshit: HAHAHA! YOU GOT ON THE HONOR ROLL! Kumaraguru!

Smart person: *Rolls eyes*
Kumaraguru by intelligent15 May 23, 2011
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