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Another "bad ass" rapper who thinks they're all that because they have a lot of money for TALKING, not singing, about killing people, screwing chicks, and having a lot of money. Also, the fact that he's been shot a whole lot of times means he has to be realllly cool.
"I have a crap load of money. I'M COOL!"
50 cent by Darryl Dawkins May 13, 2005

muggler quidditch

That muggler quidditch player looks real cringy
muggler quidditch by TDYSTokp March 15, 2017

screwbottle 

Screwbottle
I need a screwbottle to open this beer
screwbottle by moniquemalvy December 5, 2017
Clown prostitution. A clown that has sex for money.
"This is better than my last job, you know I was tootin' for a while."
Tootin' by natthom October 11, 2016

Laughenizing 

I have superior laughenizing skills.
Laughenizing by Pompom2016 May 29, 2016

pub logic 

A warped method of reasoning and debate technique encountered primarily in the pub, whereby common sense and prior knowledge are overused at the expense of actual evidence and synopticity, caused mainly by alcohol intoxication. Resultant ideas, theories and conclusions range from the ridiculous to the surprisingly ingenious.
Tom: "Why is the music playing from the jukebox so crap?"
Dick: "I reckon they deliberately play crap songs, in order to make you pay to put on decent songs. Makes sense, right?"
Harry: "That's a dodgy bit of pub logic!"
pub logic by RightSaidJames June 26, 2008
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