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ESA = Employment and support allowance

A 'benefit' provided by jobcentre/dss/dwp in the UK (like JSA).

replaces incapacity benefit/income support for the sick & disabled.

some people on ESA, like JSA will be fakers and scroungers with 'bad backs', 'general pain' and 'incurable depression' because all these things are difficult to disprove.

most ESA money will go back into the british economy and money anyway as tax on fags and alcohol is high.. so benefit fraud problems are seriously over-rated

hopefully it wont fuel the drugs trade.
there goes dave, he's been on sickness benefit for years, he's got 'depression' and a 'bad back'.. oh look, he has a new car! that car was paid for by DLA motability!

i went to my ESA medical today and had to pretend to be suffering from cancer

signing on is for mugs.. claim ESA and you dont have to go down to jobcentre, and you get more money. just make up some illness.

what about hypochondria-munchausens-malingeritis syndrome?
ESA by Meemomel May 19, 2010
a layer of red hot slush puppy underneath the earths crust.
ah, look at the pyroclastic flow and the beautiful slush puppy running over our house
mantle by tom June 7, 2003
Yllan is the most handsome man you will ever meet. He is kind, loyal and dedicated. He takes care of his friends and family like no one does. He is always in the kitchen ready to cook you a delicious meal. But most of all, Yllan knows how to rock your life in bed. Choose him and he will spice up your life!
Omg such a Yllan moove!

Yllan made me orgasm for 37 times in a row.
Yllan by Jujuonthebit November 21, 2021
Let's En the world one by one.
En by Erica May 19, 2004

reet mon 

A greeting between local farmer folk around the cheshire area. often also followed by some sort of in-audible outburt resembling the sound that a shivering sheep might make
reet mon old rooster shag, brrrrrrrrrrr
reet mon by fezzy pop May 21, 2009

animusiphan

anime lover
footballer
like webseries
music listener
like to hangout
“Sahil is a total animusiphan; he will spend three hours playing a grueling football match, immediately put on his headphones to blast music on the ride home, and then spend the rest of the night hanging out with friends to binge-watch Attack on Titan and Stranger Things.”
animusiphan by Instagram bio October 8, 2026
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