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Moose Jacket

An anti-rape female condom, such as the rape-axe.
Male - "AAARRRGGGHHHH!! MY DICK!!!!!"

Female - "Oh shit, I'm sorry, I forgot to take my moose jacket off"
Moose Jacket by mr. moosejacket August 27, 2010

Liquid Shame 

Any of the family of liqueurs popular with young, irresponsible drinkers, but especially Jaegermeister. Can also refer to Rumpleminz, Goldschlager, Tuaca or others, the imbibing of which soon thereafter leads to engaging in shameful and/or scandalous behavior, including: random, degrading sex, starting a fistfight about nothing (especially with a close friend or physically superior opponent), copious vomiting, crashing one's car, etc. Such behavior, once witnessed by/made widely known among one's immediate social circle, is instantaneously blamed on the ill-advised overconsumption of said liqueur.
"I should not have had those ten shots of Liquid Shame last night! After the fifth one I blacked out. Next thing I know I'm waking up naked next to some sea creature with the cops banging on the front door!"

adiosniko 

adiosniko defines "big dick", hotness, cutness, loyalty, and leng.
did u hear how hot adiosniko is
adiosniko by RobertGilbert November 27, 2020

Wig nogery 

When a white person causes disturbance in a black community
Yo, dude I see some wig nogery earlier in the ghetto
Wig nogery by Cyberseal June 2, 2021
a person who is concerned for everyone's mental wellbeing who has a japanese rubber who washes his hands
Person 1: she had such a worried and confused expression when I started to cry
Person 2: she's such a sharnie!
sharnie by japanese lads x July 13, 2021

Squid Kiss 

Definition: when a woman’s vaginal lips are so long that if you try lick too far south they wrap around your face, and it feels like you’re kissing a groping squid.
Bro, last night Stacey gave me a moist squid kiss!
Squid Kiss by Lil Jizzy Vert February 22, 2022
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