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Urban Dictionary

Sexcess Baggage 

1- A partner you would use a genie wish to be forgotten by.

2- A booty call when you're on a good date (or in one).

3- When your girlfriend wants to be slow and romantic when you're in the mood to just have sweaty, kinky porno sex.

Not to be confused with Suckcess, but similar to suckstress.
1- an ex who seems to drunk dial you on weekends.

2- a girl who creeps up to you while you're on a date is Sexcess baggage.

3- all kissing, no anal
Sexcess Baggage by ericizmine February 22, 2010
Cute fun girl, normally smart but also makes dumb choices at times. Has a lot of friends and a tight friend group. Gets mad easily but easy to make fun of. Sejals aren’t tall and normally ask for help when reaching stuff. Loves bananas. Sejals are often called adorable.
Wow is that a Sejal, of course it is cause she’s small!
Sejal by SportySorty July 20, 2019
It's exaclty the word "DICK" in Greek!

but can be used in many ways!!
Ti petagese san tin POUTSA?
Einai baria baria i POUTSA tou tsolia!
POUTSA pali POUTSA pali oeee oeee!
poutsa by John Pap January 7, 2006

Boobzilla 

A male high school shop teacher who wears freakishly huge prosthetic breasts to class and swings them around menacingly in front of the students.
Boobzilla is wearing his mask under his nose again. I feel unsafe.
Boobzilla by Mrs. Tibbs September 20, 2022

catochondriac

someone who worries obsessively about everything that has to do with their cat(s) and who believes that their cat(s) is an actual family member. A Catochondriac is someone with an obsession for cats. They spend excessive amounts of money on their feline companions to make them happy and often are caught talking to them as though they will answer. This disorder is often accompanied with other OCD Obsessive compulsive disorders like hording (cats). It is believed that it cannot be cured using mainstream phsychotherapy etc.
The veterinarian told the woman that she was a catochondriac and suggested she see a psychologist before she drove her cats nuts.
catochondriac by CatWizardry March 2, 2019

beforeday 

adverb, noun

1. the day before yesterday
2. two days ago
3. preceding recent times

related words: afterday

reference: a workaround to simplify the referencing of time, adapted from the Chinese 前天 (qiántiān, literally before•day), having the same meaning
1. Beforeday is the day before yesterday.
2. The trials of beforeday are the successes of yesterday.
3. I was informed only beforeday of the tragedy.
4. If only I had known beforeday what I knew yesterday...
5. Beforeday begets yesterday just as tomorrow begets afterday.
6. If it weren't for the written word, the minds of beforeday would be forever lost.
beforeday by yqjb February 17, 2010
Arnout is an amazing guy. He's the one you go to when you want to rant, need support, good music recommendations, a good laugh, or just a hug. Arnout is the best person to walk the earth and he's very under appreciated. He's hilarious and intelligent and he's the guy all other guys aspire to be and the guy all women want to be with.
Female 1: Arnout is so amazing!
Female 2: I need to get myself an Arnout
Guy: Damn. I wish I was Arnout
Arnout by anonymous May 18, 2021
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