Anthony Bourdain; noun, adj.
Anthony Bourdain is an author, chef, and
television host. This is ironic because he is also Satan. He is one of the baddest motherfuckers to grace television. His books are well written, conscious, and can be quite humorous. His restraunt, Les Halles, serves
amazing French cuisine and is located in New York. He has/had two television shows. The first being "A Cook's Tour" on the Food Network. The second show, "No Reservations", being an almost exact copy, but far better and is still being aired with new seasons being filmed.
On his shows he is known for eating way to much (yet being tall and skinny), smoking excessively, and getting drunk most everywhere he goes. He can also be extremely obnoxious and arrogant when doing any of these three things.
He has also eaten some very nasty things. Andrew Zimmern cannot even stand in the same ring with this guy. Bourdain once ate a Wild Hog's anus while in Namibia.
Cody: Dude, I saw
Anthony Bourdain on my trip to New York!
Brian: Bullshit. He wouldn't talk to a
faggot like you.
Cody: Good point, but he is still awesome.
Brian: Don't tell me
shit I already know, Captain Obvious.
