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Sleezy Bear 

To call someone a Sleezy Bear is to point out their profound involvement him/herself has in the most dirty and trashy sexual activities and how they tend to brag about it, A Sleezy Bear sometimes spits and sleeps in its own cloths. A Sleezy Bear also very rarely tips his/her waiter.
This insult also hints at the fact the person may or may not be of the bear species.
Person 1: "Did you hear about that guy?"

Person 2: "Yeah he's such a Sleezy Bear, he never tips"

Person 1: "I heard he gets up to the weirdest disgusting sexual activities with peoples parents"

... Meanwhile in another place ...

Sleezy Bear: "This one time, I slept with with my clothes on after sex, I then decided to hibernate.."
Sleezy Bear by Liquailliam August 17, 2014
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An ancient Guatemalan god who represented fertility and sexual desire. Sanan was believed to be the most attractive being in existence and Guatemalan's would often sacrifice a rare Guatemalan Cane Rat in honour of Sanan before doing the deed... thus ensuring a healthy "mojo".
You are so good looking, we have a Sanan in our midst.

Mentalthelioma 

When someone you know is mentally unstable while at the same time getting everyone fucking sick.
Bennett has Mentalthelioma, he won't leave even after coughing up blood. I think he's mentally unstable.
Mentalthelioma by AmericanPiggy January 4, 2018
A virgin that is left-leaning because he thinks it will get him laid. Thinks he is morally superior and that this allows him to shut down free speech.
Look at all those leftbots whining about transgender rights
Leftbot by TorChimp May 22, 2017
When a man rubs his anus up & down a table leg, or when a woman rubs her vijayjay up & down a table leg.
man 1: dude, i got so many splinters from all that tabling yesterday

man 2: yeah, i know, same here, i pooed one out.
Tabling by Peteyporn December 2, 2009

Sweater Petter 

The name given to women who are attracted to men with copious amounts of back hair, predominantly found at tourist beaches and hotel pools.
Check out that sweater petter putting sunscreen on that middle eastern dude!
Sweater Petter by Nubberboy January 24, 2010
A West Australian term for a stick of weed
Plural; wiks or wikkos
Hey man, can you hook me up with some wiks?
wik by Saclington October 21, 2008