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ey up and welcome to callums corner, now, ive had to say this a few times now but this is the final time that i will say this. SHUP UP about my head, it is normal, it is a nice head it does not look like a sodding tic tac. I dont think you know who you're dealing with here, look at how tall I am, I'm 6'5" look at me, i'm like a beast! you do not want to be mocking me i tell ya, and you're idiots all of you the people who are mocking me you look like spazmoids one of them looks like a jacket potato with glasses on his head and i swear there's ginger people trying to mock me! you know i'm not the kind of person you do not want to be messing with. I don't like cats, i don't think kittens and puppy dogs are cute, in fact I think all cats are dickheads if I'm honest with ya, when I see them in my garden i run out there and scare them away so you want to think carefully before you start mocking my head again because i'm taking names down and i will shame you all in a video I will. You wouldn't be saying this if you were standing in front of me you'd be cowering ou know, when I eat peanut mnm's I crush each one in my fingers so I'm strong you know what I mean? you need to stop this stupidity or there will be consequences, names are taken and you will be shamed in a video. That's all I've got to say about that
Tic Tac man. Dont meme him he is sad about michelle + eating big macs
Tic tac by ASODDINGTICTAC October 20, 2019

cerenity 

a fishy smelling girl. she always walk like a masculine penguin.
something smell weird. must be a cerenity
cerenity by iateyoursourpatchkids August 26, 2017
one might call another 'pegasus' when he/she's hogging the hookah, blunt, black & mild etc.

commonly used in a circle of friends, not to be confused with flamboyantly homosexual horses.
hey pegasus, you uh, wanna pass me that hose or am i gonna have to scalp you for it?
pegasus by milkautopsy October 15, 2009
rapvict

* an individual who adheres to a rapper's/hip hop core of values and incarcerated in a jail/prison setting doing time.

Submitted by rapvict r. rapture, Aug 28th 2009.
* 'rapvict blues'

slick people 'bout town...we hip - they down.

ain't nobodies damn fool...survival rules ghetto school.

fastlane sure be fine...gotta shitload of downtime.

rappin' spirits crowdin' halls...draggin' invisible chain 'n' balls.

struttin' homeys sportin' dips...all that inside crypts.

gangbangin' under hoops...gettin' with lipstick fruits.

amerikkkan slaves swingin' mops...mentally cappin' wannabe cops.

social causality attitude bad..."fuck off - yer had".

grindin' wheel barters soul...bitchin' life diggin' hole.

Submitted by rapvict r. rapture, Aug 28th 2009
rapvict by rapvict r. rapture August 28, 2009

Chaparty 

Hey bro what's going on tonight?" "Nothing really, we should just Chaparty!" "Yeah dude, see you there!
Chaparty by krustypandas69 June 18, 2011
Melek is the prettiest girl alive. She has soft, chocolate brown curly hair, a gorgeous smile which she shows to a certain number of people and a great booty. She likes musicals, painting and to read books.
A: Melek has a great smile, right?
B: Oh yeah? I haven't really seen her smile.
Melek by denebola October 30, 2020

zipperlickingood 

a person that looks really sexy.
Callie told me that he looked zipperlickingood.
zipperlickingood by Callie October 22, 2004
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