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When one places their fecal matter in their ears, and then proceed to force it out of their nose. It is a very dangerous act that frequently results in burst blood vessels and even death.
Yo my guys doing a Colson!
Colson by Nut in it August 1, 2020
When you laugh so much, and so hard, that you also throw up.
"I'd just eaten, see, and he said something about fisting in a very public place; it was hilarious and I laughed so hard I chundled!"
Chundle by robotdanceteam August 27, 2009
Another unfortunate compound noun.

Thai + Irish = Thairish, reflecting the profusion of (at best fake and at worst real) Irish bars in Thailand.

Of course, is said by a native of that fair Asian country, it becomes Thailish.
Remember the old song:, "When Thairish eyes are smiling"? Well, it's often playing in half a dozen faux Irish bars in Phuket right now...
Thairish by Roo April 8, 2010

Hoe ass nigga 

Hoe ass nigga, Is when men who used to act as such start developing female traits.

For example;
" When two males who have been long time friends or (day one homies) and one of said friends decides for reasons unknown (other then hes begun the transition into becoming a hoe) to give his friends baby mother his facebook password and proceed to secretly be her best friend so she can find out everything the others up too and use it against him in a custody battle in court, with absolutely no bad intentions or any other motive besides he just wants to be "one of the girls".
Another prime example would be; When a guy who is jealous of another guy because they lack the sauce needed to be a real nigga dose certain things to fuck up the relationship between a homie and his main, and proceeds to be a hoe ass nigga by never confronting the targeted male but constantly throws shade from a distance behind his keyboard.
Hoe ass nigga, Is when men who used to act as such start developing female traits.

For example;
" When two males who have been long time friends or (day one homies) and one of said friends decides for reasons unknown (other then hes begun the transition into becoming a hoe) to give his friends baby mother his facebook password and proceed to secretly be her best friend so she can find out everything the others up too and use it against him in a custody battle in court, with absolutely no bad intentions or any other motive besides he just wants to be "one of the girls".
Another prime example would be; When a guy who is jealous of another guy because they lack the sauce needed to be a real nigga dose certain things to fuck up the relationship between a homie and his main, and proceeds to be a hoe ass nigga by never confronting the targeted male but constantly throws shade from a distance behind his keyboard.
Hoe ass nigga by [Hoe ass nigga] April 14, 2019
A smart tweaker. Someone who acts smart while doing tweaker shit. Smeakers are tweakers that actually accomplish goals that benefit their life without illegal activity. Tweakers are not smart and will accomplish illegal activities to get what they need to keep tweaking and never get further than that.
If you're a smeaker not a tweaker you're going to tweak yourself to success, while a tweaker will tweak themselves to failure and jail. Be a smeaker not a tweaker if you're tweaking.
Smeaker by StinaBeans July 17, 2025

Boys Suck Cake Day

This holiday originated February 8, 2004 by the lovely ladies of Merrick, Long Island. It is a day to celebrate how shitty the opposite sex can be whether you're in a relationship or not. On this day, it is your right to buy a cake, preferably w. nuts so you can crunch them, with the words "Boys Suck Cake" written across the top and eat the entire thing by just digging in.
"Sweet, Boys Suck Cake Day is next week! I'll order the cake from Baskin Dunkin w. pralines ice cream and vanilla cake, and you make sure all the girls are coming over around 7 to celebrate! :] "

" BSCD is the greatest holiday ever !! "

" Boys SUCK CAKE, on FEB EIGHT ! "
Boys Suck Cake Day by Colette Heefner February 27, 2008