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A bottom-of-the-barrel hoe who uses her vagina as a storage, or bag, for cum.
Dude, Vanessa's such a cumbag. She fucked twelve guys last night!

I know, bro. She keeps it all in there. She's had six abortions!
Cumbag by Challie Eme April 1, 2019

swummies 

When a cat is super affectionate and cuddly :)
Me: sorry, i cant come hang out right now, my cat is doing big swummies
swummies by Peepeeslaps February 10, 2021

Funding secured. 

When you have no idea where you're gonna get the money.
Elon Musk, 8/7/2018: "Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured." SEC opens investigation next day.

Me to my new girl: "Taking you to Hawaii this winter. Funding secured." Let's hope for a windfall...
Funding secured. by P Singer August 10, 2018
Word of the Day on August 15, 2018
A word used when someone is surprised
eg. oh cravins, they killed him!
cravins by Marty Bell May 13, 2005
"Oi" is a British version of "Hey", also a music style.
In Portuguese, Oi means "Hi". Maybe Britain get the accent of the Portuguese while they saved them for the Spanish king.
Oi is used(used to call someone, or to say "hi" in other version) in Australia,America,Canada, and, duh, Portuguese countries.
Many people in North America(Yep, Mexico and Greenland count) says "oi" as a natural part of their language or to do the same thing we do.
1)OI! Anybody here? Aloha?!
2) Oi! Ya' over there! PISS OFF!
3) Did you heard the new oi music?
4) Oi, mate. Wanna go fishin'?

Face Time Fart 

When you are on a face time and place the microphone near your anus and fart
Person1: Listen to this * puts microphone near anus*

Person2: Loses hearing from loud face time fart
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